Fancy

If you're expecting humor, turn around. If you're expecting taffy, I know a place. If you just want to waste some time (you'll die soon anyway) I welcome you to read about my life, I welcome you to cry on my (broad) shoulder, and I welcome you to send me monetary gifts and sausage.
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May 19

blakeley:

I present to you The Crazy Frog Brothers!

 I wish I was this cool.