September 2008
22 posts
I'm eating a product from spain.
and force flex trash bags suck
“i have a crib you can have, in case you find that nice jewish boy you’re looking...”
– my mom (via cheddar)
the crib is spoken for
me: dont renig me
er
niger
its a fools paradise
Forrest: how come you never play ping pong with me
dear universe,
itsbedtime:
Am I bigger or are Chewy s’mores granola bars smaller?
Love, molls
I don’t have an opinion on this, but I was this close to using anumber 2 pencil today.
march of dimes
emily: incognito
me: that doesn't mean shit
EMily: justify my love
Me: for who?
emily: jesse jackson
me: I should have guesed, marzipan
“hunk of cheese”
– the young lady
japan
cheddar:
i think i had an aha moment, or series of moments rather. yeah, i’m pretty happy about things.
I can fix that.
“your muffin top just brushed my muffin top”
– emily to me, before we went into godiva
Please stop looking at my knockers
EMILY.
I can’t find my glasses.
Emily Elliott can suck it.
morsels
I loved my haircut on day 1 and day 2; but now whenever I see a woman over the age of 60 with short hair I feel the back of my head and hate everyone.
I miss tanlines and beer on the beach.
my topless roommate →
(via cheddar)
EX roommate, god Emily.
worth your time
a shower and pajamas never felt so much like heaven.
“I slipped and had a donut today.”
– annonymous
Bettye Swan is totally setting the mood right now.