May 2011
1 post
“Hey, that’s a really nice bag…Canal Street?” that’s as witty as I get. be jealous.
May 28th
3 notes
February 2010
1 post
a yellow cardigan? I hate today.
Feb 11th
5 notes
January 2010
1 post
I just had another candy cane.  I can’t stop.
Jan 7th
December 2009
1 post
Dec 9th
November 2009
4 posts
How does one deal with an asshole boss?
Nov 25th
1 note
I just don’t care anymore.  I’ll be at Hollywood Tan if you need me.
Nov 25th
1 note
looking chubby in a chunky sweater! yee-haw.
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
3 notes
July 2009
3 posts
my vegatarian chili is too hot to eat right now. Life is unfair.
Jul 23rd
Jul 19th
610 notes
I’ve always tried to be open to everyone’s music interests but some people just have bad taste.
Jul 9th
June 2009
1 post
“Everyone looks retarded once you’ve set your mind to it.”
– David Sedaris (via molls)
Jun 8th
34 notes
May 2009
1 post
May 28th
1 note
December 2008
2 posts
a day at the Queens Center Mall is heaven.
Dec 21st
It’s still fucking raining.
Dec 12th
November 2008
8 posts
Nov 25th
I hope I finally get a pony for Christmas this year
Nov 25th
When someone says, “That just made me LOL”, do they really laugh out loud or am I just full of hate?
Nov 19th
1 note
Nov 11th
78 notes
I’m taking this shit to go
Nov 1st
If anyone asks...I'm the one who threw away the...
but I left a pot for mac and cheese.
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
it's really only 5pm?
Pink lipstick-check Vodka mixed with leftover vitamin water/ginger ale-check
Nov 1st
October 2008
6 posts
I dreamt last night that I had to take the Susquehanna Ferry to Washington to visit Nick McGlynn. I’ve never even met this guy and…who the hell dreams about the Susquehanna Ferry?
Oct 27th
stop smiling at me
sloppy joe’s are on the way.
Oct 26th
emily and I may or may not dress up for halloween. It all depends on her behavior.
Oct 13th
“snack it to me”
Oct 13th
me: you smell like thai
GIgs: it's not me I just got a whiff of it too
me: I hope that doens't make me love you
Oct 13th
Oct 13th
September 2008
22 posts
I'm eating a product from spain.
and force flex trash bags suck
Sep 30th
“i have a crib you can have, in case you find that nice jewish boy you’re looking...”
– my mom (via cheddar) the crib is spoken for
Sep 26th
me: dont renig me
er
niger
its a fools paradise
Forrest: how come you never play ping pong with me
Sep 26th
dear universe,
itsbedtime: Am I bigger or are Chewy s’mores granola bars smaller? Love, molls I don’t have an opinion on this, but I was this close to using anumber 2 pencil today.
Sep 26th
march of dimes
emily: incognito
me: that doesn't mean shit
EMily: justify my love
Me: for who?
emily: jesse jackson
me: I should have guesed, marzipan
Sep 26th
“hunk of cheese”
– the young lady
Sep 26th
japan
cheddar: i think i had an aha moment, or series of moments rather. yeah, i’m pretty happy about things. I can fix that.
Sep 25th
“your muffin top just brushed my muffin top”
– emily to me, before we went into godiva
Sep 24th
Sep 22nd
8 notes
Please stop looking at my knockers
EMILY.
Sep 22nd
I can’t find my glasses.
Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
Emily Elliott can suck it.
Sep 22nd
morsels
I loved my haircut on day 1 and day 2; but now whenever I see a woman over the age of 60 with short hair I feel the back of my head and hate everyone.
Sep 15th
I miss tanlines and beer on the beach.
Sep 15th
my topless roommate →
(via cheddar) EX roommate, god Emily.
Sep 14th
Sep 13th
3 notes
Sep 12th
17 notes
worth your time
a shower and pajamas never felt so much like heaven.
Sep 8th
“I slipped and had a donut today.”
– annonymous
Sep 4th
Sep 2nd